We're in trubble.....

Least dat's whut Daddy sez. See him and my Momma were talkin'... she wuz sayin' dat when dey gits a new dog fur Whit's momma it seems my Momma wants a puppy too... Well, dat's not da point. Da point is how Momma sed she guessed I wud be da one now to teach da new kids how fings iz dun. And dat's when Daddy sed... Oh, s**t (insert HBO werd here), we're in trubble now... and dey chuckled.

Whut da woof, Daddy? Don't ya fink I's capabull of fillin' da job of Head of Ranch Securitee?? I can bark da mailman-- in fact, I wuz da one dat tawt Whit it were a gud thang to do.... and I can teach da pups dat when ya gots a wet canvas outside.... well, it are perfecktly ackceptabull to use da dry carpet inside... and dat da proper way to gits a belly rub are to jump up in somebuddy's lap, give 'em a lil growl, den a lil kissie, and den flip ovfur so's dey can rub yer belly. And ya furgits I's a Master at Doggie Yoga.. or Doga as I calls it... I can teach 'em how to twist and turn and contort demselves so dey can reach any spot on der bodies dat needs gnawin' on...

Whut? Dose aren't da attriboots ya wants passed on? Whut about woofin' yer noms down fast so's ya can polish off somebuddy else's? Or makin' Daddy move his feets 20 bajillion times a nite so's ya can git comfy? Or twerkin' like Miley so's ya can scritch dat itch on yer belly?

Huh? Dat's whut ya means by sayin' "we're in trubble now"?

I guess most of ya pups know dat now dat my Bff, Whitley, has crossed ovfur to da land of Infinite eggie weggies, bacon, and smashed taters---- she left me in charge. Guess dat is whut has Daddy worried... he's afeered I'll pass on some notty habits to da pupses. But I'm a gud girl-- when I wants to be... it's just dat I don't wants to be as often as I shud.

Guess I'll have to step up my game... which means I'll have to butt bite my secremetary so dat she write regular entries fur me... And she will really have to step up her game cuz she ain't bin havin' no game at all lately... (not evfun soccer... snore... zzzzz... I means it's just a bunch of guys runnin' round wiffout scorin' most of da time... like bein' at a singles bar full of nerds er sumthin'). And she also better make me more cute outfits so's I can be a bedder fashionista.

Yikes, takin' on Whit's responsibillitees in addishun to mine is eggshaustin'... or will be fur Momma... bol, bol.

Here's a song in honor of my bestest buddy.... sung by a favorite of ours, Mr. Willie Nelson....

Today I's feelin' da loss of my Bff and feelin' kinda blue... so I thought I'd write a triboot to her, tell y'all all about her and me and our furiendship.

It all started when Whit moved to LA to be wiff her Momma... well, my Momma missed Whitley sumthin' awful, so dey got me. A couple months later, Whit came home fur a visit... and well, let's just say dat she were not dat happy to see a usurper to her throne in da castle. Momma used to say "Elvis has entered da buildin'..." cuz Whit would give me a curled lip snarl sumtimes when I bugged her too much.. not that it stopped me from buggin' her. See, I thought she wuz wunnerful, and followed her 'round evfurrywhere.

But she gots to where she liked me, and we became Bffs....

I usta like to take a nap with my head on her fanny like in dis photo below... hadn't dun it in years, but I did it agin on our road trip to Kerrville and agin last week...

Daddy always called us sisfurs... now actually, I guess I was Whit's aunt, but we went wiff da sisfur thang...

I owes Whitley so much... she taught me how to scruff (somehow I hadn't picked dat one up from my fur Mama or littermates), how to bark most evfurrythang (well, except da mailman-- I taught her dat one, for sum reazun, she had bin givin' him a pass), and how to play da game of pool ball... Miss Whitley loved da game of pool ball like a lot of pupses like to fetch... it was her favoritest thang to do... that and swimmin'.... 

Anudder thang she tawt me to do was "Westie Party".... dat's when me and Whit would lay on our backs and do da Gator... I'll miss dat.... nuthin' like it to take care of dat itchy feelin' ya gits on yer back sumtimes...

Me and Whit... we wuz bffs, dere's no doubt 'bout dat... and I just wanted to share wiff y'all sum of our togefur photos....

I luvs ya to da moon and back... times elebenty bajillion, Whit... always have and always will... Best Furiends Furevfur.... so here's one of da lastest photos my Momma took of Whit on da S.S. Whitley wiff her Momma on Wednesday....

I'll try to make ya prouds, buddy.... I'll work on eatin' more lady-like (but if it's extra yummy, I ain't guaranteein' nuthin'), I'll bark more, I'll try to keeps yer Momma company cuz I knows how much she misses ya.... all of us duz... 

Well, I's gonna go to sleep wiff yer Momma, Whit.... ya knows Travis ain't one fur cuddlin' at bedtime and she needs sum company... 

Bark ya later, gators....

Lots Goin' on 'Round here...

First, I'll start off wiff a foto of yers truly, cuz I don't believe in savin' da bestest fur last....

We's been havin' lotsa noise at our house dis week-- roofers (and I duzn't mean dogs barkin'), gutter guys, guys fixin' da brix, you name it, it's been like Grand Central Stashun er sumthin!

But yesterday and today we gots to spend sum time loungin' out by da pool sum.... mostly wiff Whit's momma but my momma gots to come on out and get sum sun today too... and we got in a stroll this afternoon, followed by a Frosty Paws fur each of us... and a coupla Nilla Wafers, too-- dey is Whitley's favorite.

Now comes sum real sad news... my BFF, Whitley, are not doin' so gud.... she hasn't been really usin' her front legs much da last two days. She wrote 'bout it on her blog.....

All I know is I don't want my BFF to go away.... she is who tawt me how to scruff da grass, play pool ball, and has been my onliest dog buddy my whole life--- and  I taught her to bark at da mailman... fur sum reezun, she barked da UPS guy, but da mailman had been gittin' a pass...

Too many leaky eyes 'round here.... 

Bark ya later, gators...

It's my brofur's second birthday!!

First a photo of yers truly, since it's MY blog.....

It are Crockett's second birthday today. We got bacon at breakfast and he gots lotsa toys and a birthday bandana from Whit's momma.... some of his toys light up... and da uthers is full of da nip.... and ya knows how da kitties luvs da nip...

And now on to my incriminatin' fotos of my baby brofur, only 2 years old, and stoned on da catnip...

He decided to take a birthday selfie....

I tells ya, dat nip is so powerful stuff-- if ya is a kitty..... Happy Birthday, lil brofur!! Ya is a purdy gud brofur fur a lil orange kitty dude...

See dat wallpaper in da background of da Crockett fotos? Well, Momma is gonna start rippin' it off da walls in prep fur da kitchen reno that will start in early May. She has hated it since we moved in and can't wait to git rid of it! bol, bol!!

For all y'all up where da flowers aren't bloomin' yet, Momma tossed in a coupla pics of da furst of her bearded irises...

And our azaleas are just startin' to bloom...

And Momma saw a few bluebonnets on da way to Kerrville and back but she says dey haven't "peaked" yet...Y'all will see some colors uther than blue in dis foto cuz it was taken at Wildseed Farms where dey stopped and bought some seeds fur da summer.... cosmos and zinnias... 

I'll try to bark in agin later dis week, if I can git Momma to quit perusin' appliances online and just go ahead and buy sum already!!

Bark ya later, gators!!!

It's March Madness! Well, not really, but I got yer attenshun...

Well, February came and went and way down here in Texas, Spring has SPRUNG! Well, at least Momma sure hopes so since she went and took all da plants outta da sunroom and put 'em back outside.  It were a big job and I snoopervised it all! Okay, whut I really did wuz hop up on one of da outside chaise lounges and take a nap but ya evfur watched anyone drag out pot after pot?? It are B-O-R-I-N-G!

I'm doing fine... kinda itchy, but I's always itchy. We've been gettin' to go on lotsa walks... da Bradford pear trees is bloomin' ... and da daffydils, too. Soon it will be bluebonnet time...

Gotta go, Momma's got anudder home remuddlin' guy comin' tomorrow mornin' to give her an estimate 'bout da kitchen...

Here's a recent photo in case ya furgot whut I looks like... bol, bol!

And here's one of a sunset we saw last week in our nayborhood... look at dem colors!

Bark ya later, gators!

Tongue-out Tuesday!

Howdy, pals!! Long time no bark... Furst it were internets isshoes, den Chrissymus, den... well, still more internets issues...

But it's been a coupla weeks since we mades da switch to Verizon FIOS, so I's not really buying Momma's lame excooses... and dis are whut I thinks of 'em...



Yeah, my lil brofur, Crockett are not da onliest one dat duz a gud Razzberry!! I can do a purdy gud one, too!! Just cuz he's got himself an Instagram, don't mean he are da only one who can imitate Gene Simmons!!

Hope all y'all are doin' gud.... my Momma's been sewing a lot-- she gots a stack of jackets cut out fur me, hopefully she'll git 'em sewn up soon!! ... And pretty soon, we'll be havin' some kitchen renoovashuns goin' on... new lights, countertops, backsplash... ya gits da ideer. Mainly, it means I'll be spendin' lots of time loungin' in da  folks' bed while da fixit guys is here-- or da sunroom. Either way, I'll probably be barkin' my head off! Furst, Momma needs to call da renovashun guys and git on da skedjule fur da work git done.

Here's a pic of one of my newest jackets... I think turquoise just might be my color....



Bark ya later, gators!!

Post Thanksgivin' Thoughts-- and a Coupon Code fur Savings!

Well, we had a purdy pawsum Thanksgivin' on Friday... still gittin' da turkey tidbits and is they yummy!! My Momma sez she's on strike frum da kitchen fur da next few days cuz she been bakin' and cookin' so much... sez dey can eat turkey and pies and cakes or go git sumthin' diffurrent demselves if dey wants it....

I posed fur her on her bed da udder day... she wanted me to pose dere cuz she sed I matched it... guess ya can tells her favorite colors...

Here's da udder side of da blanket... guess why she picked dat fleece...bol, bol!!

Ranger wrote a post asking 'bout harnesses.... and so me and Momma thought we would pass along a coupon code we got from Lupine Pet for big savings... 30% off everything in their store! Just use the code EARLYBIRD .... you can also get free giftwrap during the sale is ya adds it during checkout. Code expires on Dec. 1st so hurry and use it if ya needs a new harness, collar or leash--- or all 3!!

We use Lupine leashes, harnesses and collars.... they come with a lifetime guarantee-- even if a pup chews up their leash, Lupine will replace it! Dey also makes stuff fur kitties...

Speakin' of kitties, I'll end wiff  fotos of da orange boys, Crockett & Travis, and der Luvfest LickoRama.... it's kinda sweet how dey gits da spots da udder kitty can't reach.... 

Bark ya later, gators!!

Sunday Musings....on strolls, and beggin' and stuff...

Well, I guess Whitley has gone and told y'all bout da stroller my Momma got her for her Gotcha Day.... I'm not too sure 'bout dat thang, but I's glad to be goin' on walkies agin... I tends to walk right up next to Whit in da stroller and I looks at her and den her Momma... my Momma thinks I'm wonderin' if I could fit in there too...

Nope, just checkin' on her to make sure da wheeled thang don't eat her up or somethin'.... bol, bol!

You okay up dere, BFF??

Whit's tellin' her Momma, "C'mon, let's go!!

Rollin', rollin', rollin, keep dat pup a'rollin'... let's all get to strollin'....Let's Ride! (Sung to da theme of Rawhide... Whit's not da onliest one dat is musickall 'round here!)

In udder news, Momma's excuses fur neglectin' my bloggie is weaker and weaker... sumthin' bout a carport gittin' installed. She didn't do da installin', so I'm not buyin' it...

Dat woman is always comin' up wiff one dumb excuse or anudder.... it's been so long since I posted, she is gonna show ya dese photos from our trip to Kerrville weeks ago! Dey wuz taken at EZ's in Austin.... and yeah, I wuz tryin' to give her da puppy eyes so's I'd get sum of dat fud!

See, don't I have da big beggin' eyes down pat? (it werked, by da way!)

Here's one of Whit and her Momma....

Dat's Momma's orange Mustang in da background...

And here's Miss Whit... she's good at da beggin' face, too...

And speakin' of "beggin' face",  I tried it after I woofed down dat Blue Bell Butter Pecan ice cream on Whitley's Gotcha Day and tried to git seconds....

IT DIDN'T WORK!! Whut da woof? Maybe I's losin' my touch??

Bark ya later, gators!!