Monday, December 15, 2014

All I want fur Chrissymus.... well, addishuns to my list...

Y'all might recall my last post detailin' whut I wanted fur Chrissymus... da usual stuff, like toys, and yummies and junk like dat.

But it looks like I needs to add to my list. Ya don't think Santa Paws will mind, do ya?

Dear Santy Paws,
I knows I already hit ya up fur sum new toys, some yummies and all dat stuff.

Well, I still wants dat.

But could ya bring me sumthin' else?

See, my ear hematoma came back and now my right ear is all floppy. Whut wiff whut da allergeez has  done to my furs, I don't need no floppy ear. Da zombies might think I ain't lissenin' fur dem and takes advantage, ya know? I's startin' to look kinda like I's already bin ravaged by da zombie hordes.

So if ya can bring me sumthin to make my ear stand up agin, dat would be gud.

(Momma sez dat cuz da hematoma came back my ear just might alwayz be dis way... if dat's da case, well, den gives me sum more toys instead, okay?)

luv,
Finley aka Da Queen of Toys



In udder news, I sees Dory is havin' a big Chrissymus pawtee comin' up and Ruby is lendin' her Yente services to "fix" pups up.... I sure hope dey don't mean da same kind of fixin' like "goin' to da vet to get fixed"...har har!!  
I knows dey means matchmakin'... hope Ruby has better luck wiff her matches dan sum udder pup did when he tried to fix me up-- seems da boy pup had a skeery girlfuriend dat I dinn't know nuffin' bout, but boy did Blogville tells me whut wuz whut... and it ended wiff me gettin' picked on fur wearin' clothes-- which I has to wear cuz of my allergeez-- dey keeps me from chewin' on myself and helps me not to get sunburned in da summer since some of da hair on my back went AWOL and nevfur came back... I wishes I could wear da cute dresses Momma makes me, but dey is usually just worn fur photo ops...

So dis floppy-earred, clothes wearin' pup will be flyin' solo at Dory's party... or stayin' home wiff da Crockett. He and Angelique is too young fur such wild shenanigans anyways... young and impreshunable...


Well, maybe me baby-sittin' dem ain't such a good ideer afteralls, dem bein' impreshunable and all....bol!bol! Though I do knows how to keep an eye on 'em....


I guess Whitley has already showed y'all our tree... maybe I'll show ya sum udder decorashuns next time...



Bark ya later, gators!

37 comments:

  1. Well we, would fix you up with the Mickey Man....but he being new to Blogville, we don't know how he reacts to strage puppers....his kinda krazy a bit....well no just a wild Man.........now heres hoping that Santa brings you something for that ear.....and Hey we like you and Whitley wearing all them clothes,,,,you two looks mighty awesome...and we ain't pickin on our Pals!

    The Mad Scots

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    1. I'm usually okay with udder terriers, it's da bully breeds dat I don't likes evfur since one attacked me dat time... I barks 'em like crazee!!
      I'll save a dance fur da Mickey Man, he sure is cute... since he are new here, he should get to play da field and meets all da ladies! He's sure to be a big hit!

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  2. We soooooo thing you need to get your good lookin' self to the pawty and show those gals what they are missing!! Dory says she will save you at least one dance, she just loves a sharp dressed man!!!!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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    1. Uhhh... I's da Queen of Toys... just whut kinda "queen" duz ya think I is?? Bol, bol!

      I don't gits to wear da purdy dresses Momma makes me very often cuz of my itchies... mainly just fur photo ops...

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  3. OMDI know your mom taught you better than that, it isn't what a pupper looks like on the outside it's all about what's on the inside. And Finley, you are the best kind cause you got the outside and inside covered.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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    1. Thanks, Sully-- you is one beeyoutifull dude-- inside and out, and a true Texas gent!!

      (We gots lotsa rabbits down here to hunt if ya is still lookin' fur sum...)

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  4. Gosh Finley, we are sorry about your ear hematoma. BUT we think you are cute with your ears up or down! We also agree with Sully, it's what's on the inside that counts. Seth has an overbite, and his tongue sticks out when he sleeps, but we don't care because he is such a sweet and fun-loving pup! We don't know if we will have dates for the pawty, but we're going anyway cuz it's gonna be so much fun!

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    1. If you three handsome dudes are going to be there, along wiff Sully, well, me and Whitley will be dere wiff bells on!! We sure are lucky dere are so many handsome dudes here in Blogville... now if only we can get Freckles and Zaidie to come, too, well, we might just have full dance cards!!

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  5. OMD GURL!!! You knows i'm emailin' you tomorrows right?! I gots just the fella for you...don't you worry!!! And I gots it on good authority that he DOESN'T have any bitchy gurlfuriend to gives you troubles and all that! Trust the Yente...☺
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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    1. I thinks I's kinda skeered, Ruby... ya nevfur knows what great white land sharks may be lurkin'... maybe I's better off bein' footloose and fancy-free, whut wiff all da single guys attendin' da pawtee!

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  6. Oh dear Finley, you are not going to forget that clothes thing in a hurry are you?
    Us Brits are always getting in to trouble for trying to turn everything into a joke. Please forgive me!
    Oh and I do hope your ear is not uncomfortable. I am hesitant now to point out that in the wire fox terrier, a floppy ear is considered the best way to be.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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    1. Oh you, floppy ears look cute, Bertie.

      Guess it just kinda bothered me cuz it's not like I evfun gits to wear da purdy dresses very often, Bertie, cuz I'd scratch 'em up... And da whole date thang were not my idea... then udder pups started actin' like I wuz buttin' into yer relationship with dat great white land shark-- heck, I didn't evfun know she wuz in da picture... let alone whut a skerry picture she made! Yikes!

      And again, a buttinsky naybor had to comment on my clothes wearin' in a derogatory manner when we wuz takin' our mornin' zombie patrol recently... it's not like Momma wouldn't like to see me wiff full fur likes I usta have.

      My ear don't bother me too much, but it is puffy and I's havin' to wear da cone of shame agin so's I won't scratch at it. It's a soft cone, but I's tired of it.

      Not gonna make a very good Chrissymus picture, I think...

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  7. Oh dear, a floppy ear. Well there are worse things in life. We hope Santa can find something to help it stand up, though. Or at least more treats.

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    1. I'll take more treats, cuz I's afraid a floppy ear is here to stay.

      And yer right about worser things... like itchy skin.. I gots dat in spades.

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  8. Well, I like ya even wif a floppy ear. I'd like ya even more if ya'd share your foodz more - speshully bacon. Just sayin.

    You's a cute girl and ya know I has discriminatin tastes. Well, maybe not when it comes to food since I'll eat anything and everything, but when it comes to girls I does and you is one cute sweet pup.

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    1. You and da bacon, Travis... you is a bacon addict!

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  9. Hey BFF, ya knows I luvs ya floppy ear or not. Fanks for always bein my Zombie Patrol buddy and makin da mommas slow down for me.

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    1. Just watchin' out fer ya, buddy... dose Mommas can be relentless!

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  10. I'm so sorry for your ear... but you are always beautiful... like your two cute kittie-friends :o)
    Easy Rider

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  11. Just stopping by to say hello. I hope your ear is OK!

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    1. Well, right now it is still puffy... hopefully, it will go down soon...

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  12. I sure hope your ear gets all better!
    That would be a nice present from Santa.

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    1. It sure would...I's tired of wearin' da cone of shame.

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  13. Finley - Mr Bailey will be going solo too, so you and Whitley make sure to save a dance for him
    hugs
    Mr Bailey & Hazel

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  14. Dearest Finley, I know I am only a baby Pup BUTT, I finks yous very handsome! That floppy ear (which I hope heals up very quickly) adds an air of roguishness and all the girlies will luffs that look! You're a modern day Raffles!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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    1. Leah, I's a girl pup... but I appreciates da kind comments. Momma would say dat an "air of roguishness" is da last thing I needs, my behavior duz that quite well on its own...bol!!

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    2. Well Finley I is hanging my head in shame! Of course if we'd been in the same room and done the butt sniffing dance I would not haf made that stupid mistake! Just want yous to know you do look gorgeous and I luffs you, yous a great furfriend
      Loves and licky kisses
      Princess Leah xxx

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    3. It's okay, Leah, it comes wiff da terriertory of havin' a unisex name... Dory's been callin' me a dude for quite some time now...bol, bol!!

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  15. We are sure you will have lots of fellas wanting to dance with you! We hope your ear is better soon!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  16. I would like to dance with you, Finley. I think I'm going to the dance with my sister and she is a bad dancer, she just wants to eat all the foodables...BOL

    Wyatt

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    1. I'd luv to dance wiff ya, Wyatt....you is quite da handsum dude!!!

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    2. And her wantin' to eat all da foodables sounds like our orange kitties, Crockett and Travis-- dey can really pack it away!!

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  17. Well I thought your floppy ear looked adorable and now I learn you have had to wear the cone of shame. That is furry terrible. Hope you are feeling better soon!

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