Thoroughly Poetic Thursday

So, I heard dat on Thursdays, da poets 'round here does sum poe-a-tree. I'm kinda famous (or infamous) for my limericks, so I thawt I'd join in da Thursday poems...

Today's inspurrayshun are da followin' photo--seems dey followed me da last time I wents in da forest and snapped it when I wuzn't lookin'!!

Da Tree in Da Woods

Why looky yonder, what do I see?

Dere’s a light dat’s comin’ outta dat tree!

Duz someone live dere? Could it be an elf?

Da cookie ones—not da ones from da shelf.

I moseys on over to git a closer look

Are dere elves in dere who know how to cook?

I looks in da door and what do I see?

Der is an elf livin’ in dat tree!!!

But sadly, he ain’t da kind what bakes

Dere will be no cookies, no biskits, no cakes

He’s a guvmint elf dat’s who he be

Jeff Sessions is livin’ inside of dat tree!

Has da Prezdent sent him dere or is he hidin’?

I’s heard da Donald on tv him chidin’….

Sumthin’ bout him himself recoozin…

Don’t know what dat means, it is like excoozin’?

Cuz I’s always thawt that’s da polite thing to do

Like when ya farts or chews up a shoe

Don’t know if he’s just hidin’ dere in dat tree

Just wishin’ he’d bake up some cookies fur me!

I think I likes dese poem things almost as much as my limericks.... I'll have to do more of dese....

Thought I would include a pic of yours truly.... 

 and a couple of Brinley modeling her new dress dat Momma made her fur her birthday... dis is da side with cowgirls on it....

I'll see ya guys tomorrow when me and Brinley show ya whut's bloomin' in Momma's garden fur Flower Friday.

Bark ya later, gators....